Full disclosure: the title of this post started out as “links, bitches” but I changed it because I want to treat you guys as people, not as a platform for my hilarious swear-words. Anyway here are the links, buddy. Pal. Dude.
People are awesome. (video of people much more athletic than I’ll ever be)
This dumb dog and its stick haha (video)
What Gala learned from the Bones Brigade documentary. (Which is excellent btw)
You’ve probably all seen this one before but if you haven’t I present to you a very cute short film called Western Spaghetti. (video)
France really wants Twitter to give up the names of Anti-Semites. Twitter’s thinking about it.
What’s the most dangerous place on earth? (video) The part about falling into lava blew my mind. And the thing about malaria!!!
If you didn’t want to watch that last video, at least check out what would happen if a human fell into lava. All the water in your body would violently turn into steam and explode! (Don’t worry, it’s not a snuff film, this was just a bag of “organic material” thrown into lava.)
We had way too much fun with this text to speech site.
It’s okay to feel weird when your friends announce big things, be cool anyway. I burst into tears when my high school best friend told me she was pregnant. Not cool.
Look at this and try not to think “This is my last resort” haha
How to craft a book. I want to try this!
A few photos Sandra took of Berlin. I WANT TO GO TO DAMN BERLIN DAMNIT
Start drawing. I WANT TO
33 behind the scenes photos from famous movies. The Kill Bill one made me so happy when I realized who the stunt double was! She’s the best.
Meet Harvey, a kitty born without leg bones. AWWW bendy kitty
Not to burst everyone’s bubble but I feel like this interview with Koko the gorilla is straight up proof that you can’t teach an animal a human language. Although I still think it’s magical to be able to know what she’s thinking about and her weird associations, like “foot” meaning “male”. I wish Tank knew sign language.
Marsel Van Oosten’s photos of bears. The first one!!! There’s so many.
Paul Jarvis tells us how to win at SEO.
Confessions of a hotel insider. OMG the nametag thing is spot on.
Whoa. The coolest cat ever talks about being napalmed in the Vietnam war by friendly fire. I want to see the rest of this documentary! (video) Oh here it is!!
There’s a thing called Macaulay Culkin’s iPod. And yeah. It’s literally what the name says. After watching Party Monster this does not surprise me. Is it just me or are his hands very small?
Learn your archetype here. This is me btw, I think it sounds pretty accurate. Plus I find taking these quizzes the best way to quell any built-up narcissistic energy. ha