I can’t wait for you all to see me in my Papa Smurf costume. Those of you who knew me in the Four Eyes Rella days will have seen a bit of it before, but not the full amazingness it is today.
We found this baby in a thrift store for like, seven dollars or something. The pants are WAY too small for me and the shirt is like a crop top but I’m making it work. Here’s the funniest pictures of me in it from like 2009 when we first bought the thing. I didn’t really know what smurfs do so I stood in the trees, looked at a mushroom and tried to pick up a rock? Anyway, enjoy.
HAHAHAA the rock one is so stupid. So this time around I got some pants that fit me (note the strategic angles of the photos…my butt was hanging right out of those ones) and a non-stinky brand new beard. And it also has blue feet I can wear. So. Awesome.
I have the day off work on the 31st and I think I’m just going to wear the costume all day long.
Well, maybe not the beard.
ANyway. Links now.
Mini travel guide: Rwanda.
Halloween and autumnal candy roundup.
Why the moon looks bigger on some nights than it does on others.
It’s ok not to play.
Why do kids cover their eyes when they’re hiding?
Look at these underwater photos!
Cat getting a bath. (video)
Barefoot free November.
True Story: I’m a grocery store sample lady.
Anakin the 2 legged cat vs. paper bag. (video)
Under one Picasso, another.
Big failure, big successes.
5 travel apps/programs/products you probably don’t know about.
What to watch on Netflix.
Sandra shared some cool street art from Amsterdam. She always finds the good stuff.
How to grow a better mustache for Movember by Nick Offerman. (video)
The power of negative thinking.
4 reasons to consider moving back to analog SLRs.
Pizza mouth burns soothed with dissolvable strips.
World’s scariest ghosts caught on tape.
Don’t have a costume yet? Easy batwings to the rescue.
Dogs are family for life.
In defense of instagram cliches.
Ask a mortician – all hallows edition – where did Halloween originate? (video)
My country, my train, my k-hole.
LEG LAMP COSTUME.
Tips and things Caitlin’s learned about romantic cohabitation.
It happened to me: I was a “sister wife” until I escaped polygamy.
The awkward magnet – a tumblr dedicated to awkward moments.
Do things just for fun.
Amazon tells customer she doesn’t own her e-books.
Wildlife photographer of the year winners.
An open letter to Ann Coultier from a Special Olympics athlete.
I teach pelvic exams to med students. On myself.
Lena Dunham on exposing her thighs.
A picture is worth a thousand words. THE PANDA
Do you judge the person you used to be?
Use the phonetic alphabet to help you get your point across over the phone with bad reception.
100 things to do when you’re stuck inside.
Light up an entire room with a flashlight and some water.
Martini of shame.
Barfing squirrel gravy boat.
Too weird. The 2012 FEI electron microscope photo contest.
Send a Foodagram.
Let’s all rubberneck at Hurricane Sandy. But really. Cool pictures.
Seriously, the most smartest button design since iPods came out.
Why Disney brings new hope to Star Wars franchise.
If these recordings of Hoover the seal are real I can die happy.
Dinosaurs’ feathers were for attracting mates, not flying.
Talking to the lovable but misguided sexist in your life.
The 4am project.
Bukowski on not having to work a “real” job.
I’m too old to contribute to this but you under 25s should check out Fifty Shades of Feminism.
Tilt shift maker
Facebook, I want my friends back! (one of the reasons I quit that crap)
Make your own font.
The top ten relationship words that aren’t translatable into English.
World’s worst prisons.
Orphaned spotted lamb adopted by dalmation dog. (video)
A fat feminist talks about politics.
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