Ryan: I just realized that right now we’re at a Carnival in Langford and Nickleback is playing.
Me: No, wait…we’re at a carnival in Langford, Nickleback is playing and we were just looking at an Insane Clown Posse shirt.
…later, we had to pick up a very last minute birthday present in the middle of the night for a neighbor kid’s party, and stopped at (dun dun dunnnn) Walmart
Me: Okay, so after the carnival in Langford with Nickleback we went to … Walmart. I’m scared.
Ryan: I just realized this is us on a Friday night.