Scene: In the bedroom, I’m on the computer trying to find rhinestone covered single use cameras that will deliver to Canada. Ryan’s sitting on the bed.
Me: Oh man, these cameras are so awesome. My luxurious day off is almost complete. (Looks into almost empty coffee cup pointedly.)
Ryan: I’ll get you more coffee once mine is finished.
—ten minutes later—
Scene: Same exact place, same actions.
Me: Um, are you gonna get me a coffee or what?
Ryan: Are you kidding?
Ryan: I just got you more and you drank it all.
Me: No you didn’t. See? (Shows him the empty mug.)
Ryan: Yeah I did.
Me: No. Definitely not.
Ryan: You seriously don’t remember me leaving the room and coming back with more coffee? And then you said thank you and I talked about the breakfast I’m halfway through making because I was in the kitchen? And you said you didn’t want any?\
Me: (laughing) No! You didn’t do that!
Ryan: YES I DID!
Me: You’re lying.
Um…he wasnt’ lying. WTF?
Then he left me alone in the house with EBay all open and guess what happened.
It’s just a regular disposable camera with something a little camp about it. Anyway then the frenzy began. I’m such a fucking internet shopper-shark. My eyes roll back in my head and before you know it I’ve bought 6 cameras.
And it’s all Ryan’s fault.
YOU HEAR THAT RYAN? IT’S YOUR FAULT. SOMEHOW!
Anyway here’s the rest:
4. These are disposables that apparently add ghosts to your pictures. I got two because um, yeah. How could I not?
I half feel like an idiot for buying stuff totally spur-of-the moment, you know? But then I’m like “Woah” and “YES” because those are excellent fun purchases. At least I’m not spending it on drugs? haha
Still…if any of you Americans find bedazzled frickin’ single-use cameras that you can send me, I’ll be eternally grateful. It just seems like something I really should have.