cat scratch fever


Look what that dick did to me the other day. I was already throwing up all over the place from a really stupid hangover…then I had the audacity to move my hand underneath the blanket, which is apparently an expression of a death wish in cat code.

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8 thoughts on “cat scratch fever

  1. Ouch. I hate it when those fuckers do that!

    I'll be asleep and my foot will slip out from under the blankets and my retarded cat will pounce on it, wrap his arms around it and hold on like a koala, and tear that shit up.

    I love cats, but it's hard not to succumb to animal abuse in situations like that.

  2. Ouch. I hate it when those fuckers do that!

    I'll be asleep and my foot will slip out from under the blankets and my retarded cat will pounce on it, wrap his arms around it and hold on like a koala, and tear that shit up.

    I love cats, but it's hard not to succumb to animal abuse in situations like that.

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