If you give a girl a toothbrush…

Do you ever get that thing, where like, say for example you go to the dentist and they give you a free toothbrush and floss and then you stop by the grocery store on the way home and just as you enter the grocery store you remember that you have the toothbrush and stuff in your bag? And then you start to worry that as you’re paying the toothbrush will fly out and the cashier will call security because they sell the same brand and she thinks you were stealing the toothbrush? And so you panic but then you see a store employee so you really try to play it cool because what if they see your ‘hiding something’ face and ask to search your bag and then there’s the toothbrush? But then you realize that you’re avoiding eye contact which is even more suspicious? So then you say hello to them but it comes out all forced and creepy and you hold the eye contact too long and they get weirded out?

Just me?

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